Dear Andrew Hussie,
You haven’t updated your famous webcomic “Homestuck” in quiet a while. Unfortunately, to speed up your work, I now have to take my collection of 50+ paper Eridans and use them for ransom.
As you can see, I have a vast bb gun collection. If there is no update by August 20th, 8 Pm EST, the executions will begin. For every day there is no update, a paper Eridan will be shot profusely.
You have 24 hours, Andrew.Im sure hussie is laughing because you chose eridan out of anyone else you could have chosen
you chose eridan
Day 22:
the homestucks have stopped doubting their existence and are now attempting to cause a fandom riot
sadly they have used eridan thus making the riot useless
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